The Legend Lives
🦝The Heist
On Black Friday, while humans were fighting over TVs, Cole had his eyes on a different prize. This absolute legend broke into a liquor store in Ashland, Virginia, ready to party harder than any of us ever could.
What happened next would go down in history as the most epic raccoon rampage of all time.
🍾The Rampage
Cole didn't just break in. He went absolutely feral. Bottles everywhere. Chaos unleashed. A booze-fueled adventure that would make spring breakers jealous.
The masked bandit lived his best life, one bottle at a time.
💤The Aftermath
When the dust settled, they found him. Passed out cold in the bathroom. Living the dream. Zero regrets. Pure legend status achieved.
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And thus, $COLE was born. For the degens. For the party animals. For those who live with no regrets.
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